Do you ever become filled with rage and shake your fist in public at non-visible speakers when Sting's Fields of Barley plays?
This is the third time I have heard this song in public this week.
Stop taunting me or at the very least make the song good enough that I don't notice your mocking lyrics.
Dear grocery stores and coffee shops,
Stop playing this song if you wish my continued patronage.
Dear iPod people,
Stop mocking that I won't get hip to your technology.