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Sunday, December 12, 2010

OK STING, I HAVE HAD IT

Do you ever become filled with rage and shake your fist in public at non-visible speakers when Sting's Fields of Barley plays?
This is the third time I have heard this song in public this week.

Dear Sting,
Stop taunting me or at the very least make the song good enough that I don't notice your mocking lyrics.

Dear grocery stores and coffee shops,
Stop playing this song if you wish my continued patronage.

Dear iPod people,
Stop mocking that I won't get hip to your technology.

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